Wednesday, 23 August 2017

I have a poem in Three Drops from a Cauldron

I'm very excited to have a poem Lulled in this months' Three Drops from a Cauldron

https://threedropspoetry.co.uk/2017/08/23/three-drops-from-a-cauldron-issue-18-august-2017/

Saturday, 12 August 2017

Wordmongering

Wordmongering
Perhaps Potus No45 is overcompensating for his impotence, which he projects as importance
saying his arsenal is more powerful and far stronger than ever before. It’s very powerful.
And to ensure that the world believes him, he threatens Kim Jong Un with fire and fury,
while Fox and friends prefer to comment on his domestic feuds with nuclear wordplay:

Senators learn the hard way about the fallout from turning on Trump

We watch the war of words escalate.
Incendiary rhetoric at a rate
of 140 characters per shot

U.S. Pacific Command assures us that
#USAF B-1B Lancer #Bombs on Guam
stand ready to fulfil USFK’s #FlightTonight Mission
-          If called upon to do so.

@realDonaldTrump tweets that military solutions are now fully in place
locked and loaded. The Armada may or may not be steaming
to the Peninsula, very powerful, a very powerful presence,
a very prudent deterrent. There’s going to be big big trouble.
Secretly we’re not sure if he knows his arsenal from his covfefe
and we joke, nervously, about child-proof locks on his satchel,
the President’s ubiquitous football.

We ponder whether his pants are on fire due to strategic lies
or idiot blunder.  
We wonder if he could he trash talk us into war
or is this an irrational fear?

As a precaution leaflets given to
the residents of Guam warn
Do not to look at the flash or the fireball –
 it can blind you!

He’s blasé. He says:
‘Hopefully it’ll all work out.
Lots of good things can happen.’

Well, I suspect he’s been talking to Mrs May
about plans to visit the UK
because blundering Boris said he’d love to emulate
the tweeting style of his American mate
and while North Koreans test nuclear bombs
 we only threatened to show him our bums.


© Spangle McQueen 12 August 2017

Thursday, 6 July 2017

Dan and Pan



I’m blotto
Boiled as an owl
Half-shot
Half-screwed
Lit up like the Commonwealth
And loaded to the muzzle
I’m pie-eyed and over the bay

You say my valve is barely open
That I’m a dirty yellow shade
But I’ll have you know neat whiskey was poured over
This lobster

And I’m ablaze with a blue flame, my friend.

Saturday, 4 February 2017

Three Drops from a Cauldron


My poem For Liz about the lovely Liz Ferrets has been published in the Three Drops from a Cauldron Imbolc 2017 edition

http://www.lulu.com/shop/kate-garrett/three-drops-from-a-cauldron-imbolc-2017/paperback/product-23047330.html

Monday, 21 November 2016

Maybe the Ex-Queen ...for Melly

Maybe the Ex-Queen

In my dream I was packing for Anjuna
clothes selected for your funeral
tightly pressed in your old suitcase
and I ripped a page from a book
with a special poem, but I didn’t look
and now I’m awake I’m at a loss
as to what it was
 – perhaps Fleur Adcock?

 I know you knew if I was well enough
I’d have come while you were alive
I’d have tended to your needs
and you to mine
and we’d have fought
as we always did
trigger happy tarts
targeting each other’s hearts
in a transactional analytical field day kind of way

but now we were in our fifties
we had a nifty plan
to meet on the beach
(in Goa or Brighton)
and try out some gentler manoeuvres

One two three four
I declare a thumb war

Fuck!
I didn’t think you’d come astride a terrestrial body,
your hair crackling, your eyes like comet-sparks*
the Full Moon in Taurus
as close as she’s ever been
to Earth in our lifetime,
but I’d never doubted that you’d win.

No, I never doubted that you’d win.

* Fleur Adcock’s The Ex-Queen among the Astronomers

Thursday, 17 November 2016

For Melanie Swallow who gave me the title and last line

Candyball Crushers
once upon a moon
my candy crush and me
were gorgeous
the fiercest peroxide hellraisers
riding the waltzers while rushing our tits off
spinning like sugar in a candyfloss maker
but not pink and fluffy
we’re hardcore for life
tough disco biscuits, spangled and fun

looking for guys with sweet balls of gum

Thursday, 6 October 2016

Untitled but it's National Poetry Day - theme Messages

Glitches in my knitting
stitches dropped by
lapsed concentration as
I sip my tea
wipe milk from baby’s sleepy face
listen to a train in the distance rolling on to Londontown
where I worked until this illness laid me down.

I stare at the tea stains
on the Peter Pan pattern
like Mrs Darling examining
a left behind shadow.

Unfortunately Mrs D
was a tidy sort of woman
not like me and I suspect
not like you, who owned
this pattern before me.

We might lose stitches and spill our tea
but we’d never pull
a child-size shadow in from the window
for fear it looked like dirty washing
and roll it up and put it in the
drawer.

Out of sight.

Out of mind.