Dancing To Syllables: August 2017

Wordmongering

Perhaps Potus No45 is overcompensating for his impotence, which he projects as importance

saying his arsenal is more powerful and far stronger than ever before. It’s very powerful.

And to ensure that the world believes him, he threatens Kim Jong Un with fire and fury,

while Fox and friends prefer to comment on his domestic feuds with nuclear wordplay:

Senators learn the hard way about the fallout from turning on Trump

We watch the war of words escalate.

Incendiary rhetoric at a rate

of 140 characters per shot

U.S. Pacific Command assures us that

#USAF B-1B Lancer #Bombs on Guam

stand ready to fulfil USFK’s #FlightTonight Mission

- If called upon to do so.

@realDonaldTrump tweets that military solutions are now fully in place

locked and loaded. The Armada may or may not be steaming

to the Peninsula, very powerful, a very powerful presence,

a very prudent deterrent. There’s going to be big big trouble.

Secretly we’re not sure if he knows his arsenal from his covfefe

and we joke, nervously, about child-proof locks on his satchel,

the President’s ubiquitous football.

We ponder whether his pants are on fire due to strategic lies

or idiot blunder.

We wonder if he could he trash talk us into war

or is this an irrational fear?

As a precaution leaflets given to

the residents of Guam warn

Do not to look at the flash or the fireball –

it can blind you!

He’s blasé. He says:

‘Hopefully it’ll all work out.

Lots of good things can happen.’

Well, I suspect he’s been talking to Mrs May

about plans to visit the UK

because blundering Boris said he’d love to emulate

the tweeting style of his American mate

and while North Koreans test nuclear bombs

we only threatened to show him our bums.

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